When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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