he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Randomize
