So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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