I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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