We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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