What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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