Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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