When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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