It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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