It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
