How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
