I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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