butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Apparently you make a good broom.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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