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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Let the clothes fall where they may.
the raccoons are back...
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