She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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