I need to stop coming to work sober
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
