if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
