woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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