that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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