I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
