I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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