Duck Duck Cougar?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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