Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Your cock deserves a montage
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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