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Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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