Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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