My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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