fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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