is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
God I need to hump something, right now.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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