I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
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