Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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