so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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