I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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