we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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