You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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