And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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