problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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