Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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