In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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