he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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