dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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