ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
