Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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