He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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