Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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