Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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