we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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