How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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