She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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