We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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