ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
