are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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