We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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