It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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