I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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